Well, here we are, in complete lockdown again. I have to admit that for the very first time, I feel like a prisoner in my own home and in despair, like a child being punished for something they didn’t do. And this on top of what The New York Times calls: “Languishing – a sense of stagnation and emptiness”… Who could imagine this would happen? Clearly not our inept provincial government, only our dedicated and exhausted healthcare providers, but don’t get me started, it’s too enraging and bad for my blood pressure, though anger has sent me exercising so furiously maybe that’s one good thing?
So my fellow solitary walkers, it’s definitely time to break out the emergency brownies again (one brownie a day is my prescription although now it’s “take whenever needed”) along with some laughter (otherwise we would weep). I dragged out my volume of “Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese”; and below are some quotes I think we can all relate to:
“I have everything now that I had twenty years ago, except now it’s all lower” (Gypsy Rose Lee)
“I cut my own hair. I got sick of barbers because they talk too much. And too much of their talk was about my hair falling out” (Robert Frost)
“When you get to my age, life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory” (John Mortimer)
Reporter: “What do you expect the future to be like?” Very Old Woman: “Very short” (One of the oldest women in France during a birthday interview)
“I regret having been so polite in the past. I’d like to trample on at least a dozen people” (Harold Brodkey)
Interviewer: “To what do you attribute your longevity? Chef Julia Child: “Red meat and gin”
And as always, things could be worse (I guess) -for all you math phobes, here’s what Samuel Beckett once said: “Even death is unreliable; instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one”
Walk on, my merry band of walkers, this too shall pass, we shall walk with each other again, though not nearly soon enough for me.
With love, Philippa
P.S. Hot Tip: Listen to CBC radio’s Sunday Magazine (April 25) for Piya’s interview with neuroscientist Lisa Genova – it is guaranteed to make your aging brain feel better.